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Zac Brown Band - Big Fat B lyrics

We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck
And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac.
She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that Big Fat Bitch

So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went

Big fat bitch
She's a big ol big ol fat bitch
She goes to Ryan's and they say, "Shit!
This one's gonna cost us...
She's a big ol bitch!"
She's a big ol bitch

She sweats grits
You can hide a pound of dope
Under one of her tits

Big fat bitch
She's a big ol bitch

Who stole Christmas?
The Grinch
Who stole the Twinkies?
Big fat bitch!

She's a big ol bitch

Yeah she had this cajun friend

Who had a pet alligator
She ate that some-bitch
Like it was a green Now N Later
Or a fried green da-mator
You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush
To masterbate her

She's a big ol bitch
She's a big ol bitch

When she was eight years old she had a Pogo stick that would say, "hey Wanda!"
And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong"
And now her pogo stick says, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
And they go "Bount. Bount."

She's a big ol bitch
She's a big ol bitch

She gargles and drools and spits
And she makes all kinds of noise
She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham
In her corduroys

She's a big ol bitch
She's a big ol big fat bitch!!!!