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Your Mother - Greg: Ex-Masturbator lyrics

He actually made it over 1,200 days without ever paying any attention to his nads. But at 19, with no girlfriend, and working at a video store with it's own porn room must have taken it's toll. Now we call him Greg: Masturbator. He decided it was bad for his health, afraid it would start running out his nose. It's been so long now he doesn't even have to use his hands!