Whose Line Is It Anyway? Cast - Car Salesman Hoedown lyrics


I went down to my dealership, I tried to buy a car
He tried to sell a lemon, but he didn't get too far
I found alot of steals and I found alot of deals
And then I bought a Pinto, but it didn't have no wheels

Well, I wanted a Chevy, but I didn't wanna get bored
But then I thought, "Maybe a Mercury", maybe I'll get me a Ford
But, when I came down to it, I didn't make a fuss
But I didn't have any money anyway, so I'll just take the bus

I met a car salesman, he didn't have no ethics
And I believed his every lie, it really was pathetic
He did horrible things that no good man ever should
I came home early, found him checking under my wife's hood!

Oh boy, those German cars, do they cost big bucks
I look at the price tag and I am full of yucks
Oh, those Porsches more expensive than the others
Unless you're Drew Carey and get it free from Warner Brothers!

Free from Warner Brothers!