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The Wet Spots - The Kinky Neighbor Song lyrics

It happens fairly often
When we get to getting off
And then a soft and tender thud comes through the wall.
We know that they can hear us,
It's their little way to cheer us
On, since they apparently have no sex at all.

We suspect that they're a little shy.
Yes, that must be the reason why
They never seem to look us in the face.
We'll have to have a "do"
Where we invite them over to
Get to know us in a confidential way,

And we'll say:
Hi there, we're your kinky neighbours!
It's great that you came by to see the pad!
Hi there, we're your kinky neighbours;
How lovely that you brought your mum and dad.
Won't you step in and have a gin and tonic?
We'll mix it up and serve it in a nice colonic.
Hi (hi!) we're your kinky neighbours,
And we know how to treat our neighbours right.

Have you met our friend Horatio? He's gifted at fellatio,
But Geraldine's a Top and somewhat rigid.
I see you have a massive fist; are you a sadomasochist?
If so, Manuel can handle up to twenty inches!

Hi there, we're your kinky neighbours;
Thank you so much for calling the police.
Hi there, we're your kinky neighbours;
They've learned to show up with their truncheons greased.
If you should be awakened by some screaming late at night,
It only means their nipple clamps are on a little tight, so
Hi (hi!) we're your kinky neighbours,
And we know how to treat our neighbours right.
Hi (hi!) we're your super duper kinky neighbours,
And we know how to treat our neighbours right.

Hi!