Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play...
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet...
Home of pirates, drunks and whores
Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip'
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy
I am just a paper-boy
No romance do I seek
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week
Will this bewitching floozy,
Seduce this humble newsy,
Oh what's a paperboy to....