The Simpsons - Oh Streetcar! lyrics

New Orleans

Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play...
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet...

New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks and whores
New Orleans!
Tacky overpriced souvenir stores

If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip'

New Orleans!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans!
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul

New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans!

I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy

I am just a paper-boy
No romance do I seek
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week
Will this bewitching floozy,
Seduce this humble newsy,
Oh what's a paperboy to....