Remember me, I’m the one that taught you how to laugh
When all your friends just up’d and walked away
It seems by now you’ve gone and torn that memory in half
And now I see the kind of games you play.
Don’t think twice at what you say and who you may offend
I know you’re not the kind to concentrate
On saying something nice to me if only just pretend
You’d rather use your mouth to aggravate.
You get your satisfaction out of hurting me
I know you’d love to see me crawl
But if I get the nerve, I’m gonna split on you
Then you won’t even get to me at all.
If I’m ever in a bind and need a helping hand
I know that I can always count you out
If friends are who you turn to when nobody gives a damn
Then friends like you I’d rather do without.