The Gregory Brothers - Auto-Tune The News 4: Spa Regulations. Serbians. Sotomayor. lyrics

Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh
I agree
Where all the shawties on the court?

It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn't seem right to me
Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs
We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs
When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival
Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles
There are so many qualified women out there
Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe
I completely agree with you
And I complete agree, too
How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man?
Judge Ginsburg said, she's really very lonely without another woman
Without another woman, lonely without another woman!
I know what it's like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn

Breaking news!
Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face!
Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor
(Oh!)She's a shawty (Oh!), She's a Boricua!
With soft thighs!
And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thank
Heaven above!
Because she ain't
Lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman!

Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out!
This one goes out to all the serbians
And also the ladies
But mostly the Serbians

And until the Serbian people
Look themselves in the face
Understand what their leaders have done
And convinced them of
Until that moment arrives
Serbian people will not
Be able to shed this notion of victimization
That all of their leaders prey upon
And manipulate them with
Until that moment arrives
Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face
Until that moment arrives
Until that moment arrives

April showers bring May flowers
But what do May flowers bring?
Romance for a shawty
Possibly lead poisoning
Lead poisoning
I'm gettin sick like
Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the
Fruits and vegetables of your labor
You'd better get your soil tested first
Your soil tested first
Oh, I live in the ghetto
So I'll expect the worst
Paint chippings and old pesticides
May be buried inside
Me, oh my
Raising the levels of lead in the soil
The tests are inexpensive
And some local health departments
Do them for free
Even for a talking head thug like me?
Once you're in the clear
Mary, Mary quite contrary
Plant away
And when asked how does your garden grow
Tell them it's healthy, green and lead-free
I'll say it's healthy, green and lead-free, shawty
Healthy, believe me
I ain't tryna munch on a poison zucchini

This bill actually has the secretary of energy
Regulating jacuzzis
Now, the idea strikes me
As close to being nuts

I agree, I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry

The only jacuzzis this will regulate
Will have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energy

You made me angry with lies
Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I'm angry

On page 233, uh
Line 5: portable electric spas
Portable electric spas!
No spa is above the law!

Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa is
I was told it was a jacuzzi
But that's in this bill

So it's true!
I'm no longer angry at you
My original anger's renewed

We will give you a hot spa
That is energy efficient
I hope that doesn't offend you

He might have a point
My anger's makin a switch
Cuz you're being a little (beep)
But maybe not
Maybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis
What's this? a single tear that is wet that i shed

When an angry gorilla cries
Who's gonna be there to dry his eyes?
And when an angry gorilla's depressed
Who's gonna heal him with a soft caress?
Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks
Ooh ooh ah ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete

And I'm a soulja, but a soulja's got feelings,
Don't know whom to lend my anger to,
And that's why I'm crestfallen and confused