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The Fully Sick Rapper - F You, I'm A Ukelele lyrics

I play the Ukulele
'cos it makes me feel taller
It's like a guitar
But it's heaps, heaps smaller
It's cute little sound
Just really kinda takes me away

I play my Ukulele
'cos it makes me feel better
It makes me smile
In any kinda weather
It's cute little tones
Make everything okay

(1,2,3,4 yeah!)

I'm a Ukulele and I fuckin' rock!
I'm a little peice of wood
But I'll rock off your socks
I'm as hard as nails
I hang at all the coolest spots, okay

I'm a little Ukulele with balls of steel
And a rock 'n' roll heart
That I know you can feel
And this little Ukulele
Has got a few words to say

Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!

Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!

I'm a little Ukulele and I'll beat you up!
I've got the fly-weight belt
And the feather-weight cup
I'm a boxing, kung-fu, muay thai, ninja champion

Say to all you guys
Don't you know what's up?
And to all you girls
I'm gonna knock you up
I'm 'a kill the warewolf, alien, monster vampire

Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you! (and you, and you, and you)

Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you! (and you)
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you! (and you, and you, and you)

So for all you haters with somethin' to say
I'm a little Ukulele from around the way
I pop hollow-point caps like, every day
So let's dance mother-fucker if you wanna play

If you really wanna play
Then have a strum
The arcanics say you're a cute little melody
I've been told I'm the perfect remedy
For feeling like your on a beach in Hawaii

Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele

I can come across as being pretty agressive
And the chords that I play
Are simply progressive
But deep inside, I'm super-obsessive
About what people think of me
Am I impresive?

Perhaps it is the syndrome of a small man
Trying to the best a Ukulele can
Always been the smallest member of the band
Now I'm showing the world
Just how awesome I am

Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele
Fuck you!
I'm a Ukulele


...Fuck you!