The Extraordinaires - The Monster And The Count lyrics
Hello little kiddies! Here's a scary little tune for you!
::: Maniacal Laughing :::
Hey once again it's time for bed and I know what you're thinkin':
There's a monster in your closet it's gonna wait to sink its teeth into human flesh!
But you don't have to worry about no monsters
'Cause if they show themselves I'll have to trap them and cook them like lobsters
And we can have ourselves a time
Hey once again it's time for bed, and I know why you're hiding
Dracula is drooling, and he's happily reciting a recipe
But don't have to worry about no vampires
'Cause if he bothers you I've got some wooden stakes from our last campire!
Oh how we had ourselves a time!
Hey once again it's time for bed, and finally you can rest now
The Monster and the Count were scared away into the next town -
By you know who
But as you sleep the only thing you should fear now is the
Zombie-Ghost that just convinced you his friends up and left town!
Come now, let us dine