The Extraordinaires - Rats And Pizza lyrics

How come nobody thinks it's weird
A giant rat with verbal skills is hanging out with our kids and serving pizza slices
Am I the only one here that sees a rodent ridden with diseases
Or is everyone too enthralled with games and prizes

1330 saw it's share of pain PAIN pain
When rats distributed the common plague PLAGUE plague

Splinter was a rat but he's okay OH kay
But rats and pizza will never be okay okay okay OKAY
Laaa la la la la la la la rats and pizza will never be oh - kaaaaaaayeeeeee