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The Drugs - Bargains Bazaar lyrics

Coloured contact lenses, computer desk
Corner coffee table, credenza white laminate
Uni desk, three draws, timber, desk; large
Double bed ensemble with foam mattress!

This is Bargains Bazaar
A thrifty life in the classifieds
Search for a deal in the newspaper
Bargains Bazaar

Hey! Kids!
Where ever you get it

Metal walking frame, brand new alarm clock
Professional bar, fridge; very good condition
Beach umbrella, bicycle; mens, ten speed
Black and Decker electric whipper snipper!

Dressing table; large, mirror, six drawers executive desk
With chairs and arms; black, in good condition
Filing cabinet; steel, four drawers, plain black
Metal fridge; Westinghouse, glass coffee table!

This is Bargains Bazaar
A thrifty life in the classifieds
Search for a deal in the newspaper
Bargains Bazaar

Hey! Kids!
Where ever you get it

Ladies' push bikes, laundry sinks
Laundry tubs, lounge; two seater
Microwave oven, mower; Victa Mowers
Villiers' outdoor table, Pentium 120
Rocking horse kits!

It has come to my attention that you can do all of this on the Internet! Then you won't kill as many trees!

SHOP!

SHOP!

Ladies and gentlemen, you may remember me from such Drugs albums as Music's in Trouble and... this one. The Drugs have asked me to explain that this song, "Kill a Mormon", is in fact meant to be hyperbole. Murder is wrong. If however, you see a Mormon, you should certainly slap the cunt!