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Steve Punt And Hugh Dennis - England Alternative World Cup 1994 Song lyrics

While the world's eyes are on America
You know where England are
While the whistles have blown
While the cheering has grown
We've been out washing the car

So thank you Graham Taylor
Thanks a flaming bunch
We should be there still
We beat Greece five nil
Instead we're cooking our lunch

Thank you Graham Taylor
The World's there, but we ain't
If they ask at FIFA
Where the England team are
We're in Texas Homecare buying some paint

Thank you Graham Taylor
We're so chuffed with you
There's just one consolation
For our frustrated nation
The French failed to qualify too-aaaaaah!