Spinal Tap - Bitch School lyrics

You been bad,
Don't do what I say
You don't listen,
And you never obey
Try to teach you,
But you just won't be good
You won't behave the way
A big girl should.
It's time to give the whip a crack,
I'm gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.

You're a beauty,
You're the best of your breed
You're a handful,
And I know what you need
You need training,
Gonna bring you to heel
I'm gonna break you with my will of steel
Discipline's my middle name
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School
Bitch School

No more sniffing strangers, or running free at night
You think my bark's bad, honey
wait till you feel my bite,
wait 'til you feel my bite.

You got problems
You whine and you beg
When I'm busy,
You wanna dance with my leg
I'm gonna chain you,
Make you sleep out of doors
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.