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Scared Weird Little Guys - Queensland lyrics

Queensland
It's a beautiful name but what does it mean?
Queensland
You'd think Sydney would be called the land of Queens
It's beautiful one day and perfect the next
You'll catch deadly diseases from tiny insects
Always shut the window when you're having sex
In Queensland

Queensland
The first white man there was Captain Cook
Queensland
He saw the animals and he stopped to look
Birds, plants, jellyfish, he tried to inspect
He got stung, bitten, speared, clawed, poisoned and pecked
He said "Fuck this, I'm never coming back"
To Queensland

Queensland
Where most of the people live near the coast
Queensland
The Gold Coast, The Sunshine Coast, The Coral Coast, The Capricorn Coast and the Far North Coast
Birdsville, Bundy Rum, Barrier Reef
(Queensland!)
Harbour Bridge, Ayres Rock, MCG
(Queensland!)
It's all there for a nominal fee
In Queensland

Queensland
There's a bloke wearing shorts on a crocodile hunt
Queensland
Does he have to be such an annoying character?
In politics, anyone can get to the top
Unless you run an Ipswich fish 'n' chip shop
She couldn't Beattie the premier out of his spot
In Queensland

Queensland
We'll walk your tracks and we'll drive your roads
Queensland
We'll swerve around and we'll squash your toads
We're both pretty good at reading a map
But were surprised when we drove up Cunningham's Gap
But not as surprised as Cunningham was
In Queensland

We love the FNQ
We love the effin' view
In Queensland