Rumsfield - Wasteland lyrics

It's another hotline evening
Sell me every secret you've got
Show me what I've been missing
Numb me with your rot
Jelly donuts and candy surprise
Market and package inside
Build a better remote control

Lay me down in your wasteland
All this time is such a waste

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Show me the way I should look
Censor the leisure prescribed
Reel me in with your hook
Open tea bags and toilet rolls
Fill the void with your massive holes
I wanna be like Banacek

Turn it off for me
Can't do it by myself