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ROOT! - 900 Bucks lyrics

Nine hundred bucks. Nine hundred bucks.
What'chu get with your nine hundred bucks?
Nine hundred bucks. Nine, O, O, bucks.
What'chu get with your nine hundred bucks?

The government gave us nine hundred pinger
How does that help the average family bloke?
Who wants to send his Shakira to kinder
Every day with a life-size bottle of Coke?

It wouldn't pay for the petrol in my Hummer
The PA system in my back seat
My number plate that says FOX-C-MAMA
The rubber I leave on Chapel Street

Nine hundred bucks.
Nine hundred bucks. Nine hundred bucks.
What'chu get with your nine hundred bucks?
Nine hundred bucks. Hey pal, good luck.
What'chu get with your nine hundred bucks?

Try keeping it real with your peeps on the streets
Then tell me where the money went
Try pimping your ride, I think you'll find
Nine hundred bucks ain't worth Fiddy Cent

It wouldn't pay for my slab of Jagerbombs
And an ambo to defibrillate me back to normal
It wouldn't pay for my girlfriends designer thong
For the Cranbourne High School Year 9 Formal

It wouldn't pay for a plate with my mates
Somewhere, you know, like classy
Say, score some GBH down at QBH
Then punch up Ron Barassi

Nine hundred bucks. Nine hundred bucks.
What'chu get with your nine hundred bucks?

Setting up your fifty meter wide home entertainment unit?
One thousand dollars.
Making rubber chicken sex movies on your Quentin Tarantino directors cut software package?
Two thousand dollars.
Your Mastercard debt?
Endless.