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Mike Absalom - Hector The Dope Sniffing Hound lyrics

Hector the Dope-Sniffing Hound
Used to be seen around town
With Inspectors and Pigs, he was one of the Bigs:
A bark from that narc sent you down!

One night they were casing a joint.
On point duty Hector did point
At the small herbal fag. Then he took a sly drag,
Saying: Bow wow........WOW!.... What's the point!

Hector the Dope Sniffing Hound.

Now among the butterflies and flies he flies,
Closing his eyes,
Ladybirds and beetles passing him by.
Lazy days and summer ways, skies corn flower blue;
Hector defector, frolicking in the dew!

Hector the Dope-Sniffing Hound
Was out through the door in a bound.
Now he wanders at large shouting out: "What's the charge:
Afghan Black or Mongolian Brown?"

Hector the Dope-Sniffing Hound
The most dogmatic dog in the pound.
But now he's a drop-out. His eyes nearly pop out,
Going round and around and around.

Hector the Dope-Sniffing Hound,

Among the butterflies and flies he flies,
Closing his eyes,
Ladybirds and beetles passing him by.
Lazy days and summer ways, skies corn flower blue;
Hector defector, frolicking in the dew!

His number was PC K-9,
But now he's smashed all the time
Under floorboards and mats he goes chasing cats
Instead of unearthing Cocaine.
Hector the Dope-Sniffing Hound
Has recently gone underground.
He's the only coyote who's dropped pure peyote
Hector the Dope Sniffing
How-wow-wow Wow-ow-wow Hound.