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Max The Dork - Lapdancing For The Zebra lyrics

Down in the subway underneath Broad Street
There lives the dirtiest man you'll ever wanna meet
I lost my family and I lost my pride
I lost my home, now I lost everything inside

I've been downsizing, I've got the world upon my shoulders
I'm 27 but I look a whole lot older
And when you pass by
Walk quickly, don't look me in the eye

I'm doing the Homeless Dance
And pissing in my pants
I'm doing the Homeless Dance
I'm a homeless American
I'm doing the Homeless Dance
I wasted my last chance
I'm doing the Homeless Dance
I'm a Homeless American

I was a vagrant, and then I was a bum
Now they call me Homeless but I look the same to everyone
People toss me money to wash away their guilt
But still they just don't see this captivity I've built

Down in the subway underneath Broad Street
What looks like garbage is a pile of human meat
I lost my family and I lost my pride
This is my home now and I'm waiting just to die

I've been downsizing, I got the world upon my shoulders
I'm 27 but I look a whole lot older
And if you see me
Just think how you don't want to be

Doing the homeless dance
And pissing in your pants
I'm doing the homeless dance
I'm a homeless American
I'm doing the homeless dance
I wasted my last chance
I'm doing the homeless dance
I'm a homeless American