Magrudergrind - My Inner Self Is Telling Me That Something In This Room Is At Its Unintelligent High Point lyrics

Suit and tie - Secretary's out to buy
A Delicious lunch for the guys
Earl Johnson's day is going great - Another successful day at the office
Earlier today, just picked up his brand new shirt - White dry cleaned and pressed
Lunch comes in McDonald's bag in hand - Grease leaking out like blood of a freshly killed 500 pound grass consumer
Shelly comes by to exchange capital for the lunch but something horrible happens
Shelly trips - Bag Rips - Blood red ketchup all over Earl
Burger splatters on the flood - Pickles, mayo
No tomatoes all over the place - Cow blood on his face
His feast of meat ceases to be