Little Jack Melody And His Young Turks - A Bottle Full Of Snake Oil lyrics

I got a bottle full of snake oil with a label made of rainbows
If you want it, you can have it
But it'll cost ya

I got a pocket full of moonbeams with a jingle, jangle, jingle
And if you want 'em, you can have 'em
It's gonna cost ya

Free ride to heaven, line forms over there
Call up your neighbors and friends
Climb a rope ladder to devil-may-care
Someplace the carousel ride never ends

I got a dollar made of magic and a window on forever
If you want 'em, you can have 'em
But it'll cost ya

Joyride with angels on wings made of dreams
Walk on the water a while
Nothing is ever quite all that it seems
Pay for that inch you mistook for a mile

I got a carrot on a dangle that the donkey always catches
And you can catch it if I let ya
It's gonna cost ya

I got tomorrows by the bushel, and they're grinning like a monkey
Hanging off your rear view mirror
They're gonna cost ya