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Kid Koala - Barhopper 1 lyrics

His first date.
He wasn't quite sure what to do, and what to say.

- ...see for yourself! That's her!
- Where?
- Sitting right in front of us! That's Sharon!
- Oh... wow!
The most important thing is the first thing you say!
- Hello!
- What do you want?
- I feel I might lay an egg any moment!
- I beg your pardon?
- What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a bar like this?
- Beat it, jerk!
- Now don't sugar-coat it. Just what is it you're trying to say?
- Oh, grow up!

- You're falling in love with me!
- You're falling in love with me!
- No time for this nonsense!
- Why do men always assume that a woman alone at a bar is just waiting to be picked up?
How would you like to spank somebody?
- I beg your pardon?
- I do love, love, love you.
- I know, but I do wish you weren't so... ugly.
- Would you like to come over to my apartment and listen to some albums?
- What is the matter with you?!