John Cooper Clarke - The Cycle Accident lyrics

A lovely day for Bill to drive to work
Simply not the kind of day an accident could happen
Help... Help... I've cut meself and can't stop the blood
I'm sorry, I'll have a help
I'll get help
No... No.. No Don't go
Whoo whooh... choo choo
That man could have cut an artery and bled to death before Bill could get help
Don't you be like Bill
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