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Jedediah Parish - Clawfoot Tub lyrics

well, early last sunday i was staining her deck
when i stained my head and the back of my neck
i asked her where's the sink so i can wash my face
she smiled at me and said i know a better place

rub a dub dub in the clawfoot tub
she had a ten gallon jug of exfoliating scrub
when i asked her where a fella might go and clean up
she stripped me and she stuck me in the tub

she had a colorful assortment of glycerine bars
and a soap made of pumice from the planet Mars
lavender verbena for a healthy glow and a lotion
whose function i do not know

rub a dub dub in the clawfoot tub
she had a ten gallon jug of exfoliating scrub
when i asked her where a fella might go and clean up
she stripped me and she stuck me in the tub

sprirulina algae hot green tea
simplized Hi Fi Vitamin C
fruity biomatric scruff
bright red sea salt buff

with her stuff spread out on the bath mat rug
she reached into the water and she pulled up the plug
she powdered me with talcom and she blew my nose
and wrapped me in a towel like swaddling clothes

rub a dub dub in the clawfoot tub
she had a ten gallon jug of exfoliating scrub
when i asked her where a fella might go and clean up
she stripped me and she stuck me in the tub