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Jason Ringenberg - Honky Tonk Maniac From Mars lyrics

he staggered out of the sky on a hot summer Saturday night
in a spaceship shaped like a bottle of rockin' rye
he had a shiny metal beer keg body
and a head like a mason jar
he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars

his eyes were red and his face was a neon blue
and I could see that he'd already had himself a drink or two
he said hey little earthling buddy
and then he put head on the bar
he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars

believe it or not he had a double shot
in each of his six hands
chased them down with a six pack
then he ate up all the cans

well I knew when he had one for the road
he was gonna go far
he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars

well he climbed so high he was plumb out of this world
checking out all the heavenly bodies on the local girls
but when he tried to pick up the jukebox
they kicked him out of the bar
he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars

believe it or not he had a double shot
in each of his six hands
chased them down with a six pack
then he ate up all the cans

well I knew when he had one for the road
he was gonna go far
he was a honky tonk maniac from Mars

that ol' honky tonk maniac from Mars