Jabberjaw - When Animals Attack lyrics

Walking down the street when I look over
Only to see that I am surrounded
I fall over as they start attacking me
Help! they're hurting me! I'm being pounded
My face starts bleeding as I get punched in it
I can't feel my leg I think it's broken
If this keeps happening I just might die
Yeah, it's true, I might end up croaking

The mooses! the mooses!
They're lapping up my juices
I can't believe this is happening
The antlers! the hoofses!
They're caving in my toothses
I can't believe this is happening

I look down the street screaming for help
The screams are an utter waste of time
A moose headbutts me in my temple
And thinks, "this juicy human will be mine!"
I think about it and start to giggle
"I can't believe this," is all I think
Suddenly one thought comes to my dying mind
"man, this sucks. I must be junxed."