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Haylie Duff - Baby Sitting Is A Bum Deal lyrics

Singers:
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,

Stewie:
Oh, go fuck yourselves

Singers:
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

Haylie:
Aren't you a cute little boy

Haylie's Thoughts:
Look at that melon shaped head

Stewie:
Having you here is a joy

Stewie's Thoughts:
And in an hour you'll be dead

Haylie:
Sit on my knee

Haylie's Thoughts:
Please don't go poo

Stewie:
Nice place to be

Stewie's Thoughts:
This one's for you

Both:
Babysitting is a bum deal

Haylie:
Why don't we watch Will & Grace

Thought:
Jesus, do I need a smoke

Stewie:
Jack puts a smile on my face

Thought:
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

Haylie:
I like your house

Thought:
The ceiling has cracks

Stewie:
I like your blouse

Thought:
Miss TJ Maxx

Both:
Babysitting is a bum deal

Singers:
So they sat as time went by

Haylie:
Slowly as time could go

Singers:
The baby blared, and softly cursed

Stewie:
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe

Haylie:
Time for your bottle my sweet

Thought:
This little brat smells like piss

Stewie:
Always a succulent treat

Thought:
While I suck that, you suck this

Haylie:
Aren't you a sight

Thought:
Look at him drool

Stewie:
You're a delight

Thought:
Damn you, you fool

Both:
Babysitting is a bum deal

Singers:
The diaper change was quite a job

Haylie:
The grossest I've ever seen

Singers:
The baby smiled and took a breath

Stewie:
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine

Haylie:
Someday you might meet a girl

Thought:
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

Stewie:
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

Thought:
Darling, I'd rather fuck sand

Haylie:
Have a good night

Thought:
You little creep

Stewie:
Have a good night

Thought:
Die in your sleep

Both:
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal