Hayes Carll - She Left Me For Jesus lyrics

Weve been datin since high school we never once left this townWe use to go out on the weekends and wed drink til we drownedBut now shes acting funny and I dont understandI think that shes found her some other man
She left me for jesus and that just aint fairShe says that hes perfect how could I compareShe says I should find him and ill know peace at lastIf I ever find jesus im kickin his ass
She showed me a picture all I could do was stareAt that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hairThey must think that im stupid or I dont have a clueIll bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a jew
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Shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wineWhile she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mineIm a gonna get even I cant handle the shameWhy last time we made love she even called out his name
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It coulda been carlos or even billy ortezBut if I ever find jesus