Glen Larson - The Unknown Stuntman lyrics

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
but I've been seen with Farah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine
so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Fields
gone fast with a girl named Bo
but somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and T.V.

But the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leadin' ladies
kiss some other guy
while I'm bandagin' my knees.

I might fall from a tall building.
I might roll a brand-new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school
but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey).

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
blown up for Raquel Welch
but when I end up in the hay it's only hay (hey, hey).

I might jump an open drawbridge
or Tarzan from a vine
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood lookes so fine.