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Georg Kreisler - You Bore Me lyrics

Women – they won't leave me alone
Women – they wear out my phone
They limit my freedom, they wail and they moan
I really dont't need'em, but you reap as you have sown

And my, have I sown

This new generation is so terribly factual
And love has become so completely contactual
But there's one girl I know, who is really divine
She sits at home and waits for me, she's there and she's mine!

And Darling, I would be your husband
But you make unfortunately one little mistake:

You bore me, you bore me!
You also adore me
That's why my heart runs to you
Whenever I've nothing to do!

You bore me, you bore me!
But you won't ignore me
That's why I'm a sucker for you
Whenever my life turns to goo!

When I've had enough of this and I've had enough of that
When I'm tired of my heart going pitter-pitter-pat
And I know that I'm due for a stifled yawn or two
There's one girl who I know will do, that's you!

Because you bore me, you bore me!
But at least you don't try to reform me
That's why I go gaga for you!
Whenever I'm bluesome or feeling too gruesome
I can't get a chill or a thrill
Out of a girl like you!

You're not so hard to look at
But you're hardly very brainy
That is why – if you don't mind –
I'll save you for a day that's rainy
You're not Bergman, Garbo, Garson
But still as a last resort
You do provide, I must admit
A sort of indoor sport

Though you're hardly my conception of the things the doctor ordered
You've got the type of mind, that's double-jointed and disordered
Your rattle bags in movies and you chatter at recitals
And you file your nails incessantly, which irritates my vitals

I don't mind your inconsequential way of being rude
But when it says "dress optional", why do you show up nude?
I have no real objection to the way you slop your stew
But when I say you bore me, you say: "Well, my mother bore me too!"

You bore me, you bore me!
But you sit there and adore me
And I can't feel a sob or a throb
When I'm alone with you!

Please draw the curtains
When I'm alone with you!
Thank God for Aspirins
When I'm alone with you!
I wake up screaming
When I'm alone with you!