Furries In A Blender - Kung-Fu Fighter lyrics

Kung-Fu fighting
Is pretty neat
Facing down some baddies
I give them the beats
But my life's not perfect
This thing brings me down
I have not discovered
How to turn around

I can't turn around
Yeah I can't turn around
It's too much to handle
I fall to the ground
But that doesn't matter
'Cause I've still got my girl
Despite that one fault
I'm still her whole world

I was walking
Down the street
Confident my skills
Were really sweet
Then some dudes in pyjamas
Jumped me from behind
I could not defend
For that's my blind side

I could not defend
Yeah I could not defend
I had to flee
To save my rear-end
I left them behind
I'm safe from them now
But I can't find my girl
'Cause I still can't turn 'round

It's been twenty years
I'm still trying to get back
'Cause going 'round the world
Is one heck of a walk

It took most of my life
Yet I made it back home
But now I am doomed
To a life alone
'Cause my girl found
Someone better than me
He can turn right around
Now she's happy as can be