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Frankie Castle - Ill Guerilla (take 2) lyrics

Listen up man, I got...to tell ya
About the day I met the Ill...Guerilla
Not a bad guy man, he's one fine...fella
Wears a beanie cap the kind with a...propella
And a black suit like the guys...from Stella
From NorCal so he uses the word "Hella"
Mathematician and an excellent...spella
Let me tell ya all about the Ill...Guerilla

He rolls around the side streets with his homies in a hummer
Tricked out with a hybrid engine only fills up in the summer
Yo' he picks up all the chicks up he's got every single number
Just ridin' around bumpin' the Modern Lovers
"Roadrunner" if you wanna be exact about it
Steps out outta car all a sudden there's a crowd around him

Step back, everybody step back

Step back everybody let the Ill Guerilla through
No time to shake your hands so stop pointing out your similitude
He's better that you, but he's just too modest to say it
Played Zelda straight through 'cuz he was just to stubborn to save it
Beat Tetris 9 5 on the very first try
Beat Ghost and Goblins without loosing one life
I've never seen him die in a game of Counter Strike
His two favorite clouds are cumulonimbus and Strife
Doesn't carry gun just a switchblade knife
For cuttin' open bananas and all who apply
Give him a quarter and he'll be up all night
Total villain supporter 'cuz he needs someone to fight
Dragged a Pac-Man table to his home in Pac Heights
Elevator's out of order drag it up five flights
When things go awry Ill Guerilla stays nonchalant
Where does Ill Guerilla sit? Wherever he wants

Ill Guerilla dressed in yella
Went upstairs to kiss Cinderilla
She turned out to be Cruella
So he dumped her and turned to Zelda
Never looked back, kept his eyes on the high score
And every time he beat a game he'd just go out and buy more
Putting hundred dollar bills in the nearest change machine
That would hold him for a while and then when he runs out of green
He challenges some sucker to a game of Mortal Kombat
Bets a hundred dollars throw it down if you can top that
Add another note if he can beat you with a full bar
Fired from game testing because he just went too far

Listen up man, I got...to tell ya
About the day I met the Ill...Guerilla
Not a bad guy man, he's one fine...fella
Wears a beanie cap the kind with a...propella
And a black suit like the guys...from Stella
From NorCal so he uses the word "Hella"
Mathematician and an excellent...spella
Let me tell ya all about the Ill...Guerilla

He's always dressed fly when he goes to Best Buy
Tells the Geek Squad how to do their job 'cuz he's a nice guy
Guess why, takes all his aggressions out in Smash Bros.
Plus he knows how to use a pipe, that's where the hash goes
And he can mash flows over 8 bit beats
He's got a mad rap over the Bad Dudes theme
Never steals games though he's h4x0r 1337
But he'll play 'em all day then he hears him in his dreams
He connected all his consoles together and that was tricky
Now it's all one system he calls the PSWii60
He's an engineering genius and doesn't want me to mention this
But he can make lines disappear faster than Tetris
That's when he's at the precipice and shows no signs of coming down
Ill Guerilla must insist that he's not here clown around
Don't get in his line of sight, attention he demands
And claims the controller's an extension of his hands
After victories, buys everybody drinks 'cuz he's the man
Spends a good chucka cheese on weekly flights to Japan
Where he challenges Miyamoto by calling him on his Go Phone
And says, "I bet you can't beat me at Mario Party Ocho"
Then they meet up at the dojo, like Morpheus fighting Neo
In the theater with 3D glasses like Captain EO
It's quite a sight if you can get the tickets in to see 'em
It takes place every Friday night at the Nintendo Coliseum

So that's my friend the Ill...Guerilla
Who makes him laugh? Mr. Dennis...Milla
When it comes to zombies he's the number one...killa
Only rocks Adidas never rocks...Fila
If you need narcotics well he knows a good...deala
And that's everything I know about the Ill...Guerilla