Family Guy - Brian Wallows lyrics
Lois in blue
Brian in red
Brian, your standards are ridiculously high.
You will never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions,
And compromise so you can find your love.
Lois, I don't think I have to compromise a thing.
I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't get me.
Oh, and how long has the coffee been on the burner in the kitchen?
I could really use a cup about now.
Oh, it's not very fresh,
You see, I meant to make more,
But I made the mistake of getting caught up watching Oprah,
She had on James Garner...
James Garner, what's he plugging?
I don't know; some crappy movie on TNT.