Fair To Midland - Heavens To Murgatroyd lyrics

(Voice over)
Now soon enough, someone's going to come along,
could be your husband, could be your wife,
hell, could be your best friend;
They're gonna come along and put a stick in your spokes,
and I want you to thank them.
Cause is it so bad when you're airborne that the only thing going through that little head of yours is hitting the ground?