ERBOH - Frank Sinatra Vs Freddie Mercury lyrics

Whats wrong with your face baby,
With those teeth when you through there'll be no dust left to bite
Christ newsflash, kid this is show business
Show some class when you dress
Shave that bush off your lip
Your bands named Queen Huh?
Ain't that sweet
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat
Thats whats wrong with you people you'll do anything to get famous
You changed your name to Mercury you should've been Freddie Uranus

You think I haven't heard those things before
Your just a bully whos too scared to go to a war'
You had a hit song called My Way
but someone else wrote it
Your the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents
You've got four notes in your whole range
You cant act and you cant dance
Im more powerful than you when im wearing women's pants
Why do you stand there in a suit
Its like your trying to bore me
When I rock the UK South America gets horny
Because my songs have balls
They're the anthems of victory
Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy
Your in the pocket of the Mafia and everybody knows it
Guinea Dago
Guinea Dago?
Guinea Dago Figaro

Easy jaws of life I cant stand a racist
I love the coloreds and the queers just ask Sammy Davis
Look we all wanna swing baby but you took it too far
you played butthole roulette and you lost the draw

I took one for Both teams from a disease no one knew existed
I didn't leave a mark on history i French Kissed it
Im a champion of the world extinguished in his prime
So kiss my ass Frankie but you'll have to wait in line.