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Cows - The Pictorial lyrics

As his sperm dripped from the rag
He felt used, used up, not so good
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He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress
How she walked - why she'd done this thing
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He didn't think he'd like her too much - he wasn't too rich
She "liked older men" and "couldn't be tied down"
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She was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiff
So he shoved her under the mattress for later
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And he was feeling bad about this non-romance
So he shoved his thing back into his pants
Sperm dripped from the rag
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