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Charlie The Man - Drunk Sex lyrics

It was half past ten, and I was getting bored
Mom and dad went out, and left me all alone
I called up a friend, said come and hang out
We'll have a few drinks, then I'll take you home

Well, I drank a case of heineken, and she wanted more
I was so fucked up that I couldn't find the door
I found a bottle of wine hidden under the bed
We did a half and half, and then we had drunk sex

Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex (hell yeah)
Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex (bring it down)

As far as I know, I couldn't find the hole
I felt like a king, and she looked like roseanne
And when I woke up, she was laying on the floor
There was blood on the bed, and a dick in her hand

Then mom and dad walked in, and beat my ass
Then they took me to get my dick reattached
They said son, I really hope you learned a lesson
And the next time it happens, you get the smith and wesson

Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex (hell yeah)
Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex (bring it down)

But then the doctor came in, and gave me the news
The cartlidge was broken, and the nerves went dead
So now I sit here at home, with the drunk sex blues
Just wishing and hoping that I could get head

Yeah

Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex (hell yeah)
Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex (bring it down)

Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex
Drunk sex is better than real sex

Yeah