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Category (Artist) - Things That Suck! (feat. MisterB & Dan Plus Add) lyrics

Did anyone else think beastwars was lame?
Took transformers good name and brought it such shame
Like Pokemon Snap on the N64
Why are these spin-offs always so poor?
Why do PAL territories get everything late
A few more translations, a few more delays
Still waiting for Chrono Trigger to be released
Three generations on I think it's deceased
When did the Battletech story go bad?
3069, the rise of the Jihad
I blame dark ages and the stupid clicky bases
Why they ever made the change I do not understand
Rolling solid ones on character creation
The third iteration of the PlayStation
That stupid grin on David Hasslehoff
His whole career pisses me off

George lucas made the whole world cry
Back in nine-teen-seventy-eight
When the holiday special
Somehow - somehow got played
Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir, beat
Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir, BEAT!

(spoken)
Seriously George - I used to think bootlegs were cool...
Look what you went and did...
Too many fucking wookies, mother fucker...

MisterB
Heather Brook and then Liz Vicious
Suck with skill makes me suspicious
Vacuum cleaners and black holes
Straws and breast fed one year olds
Cast aside the meta-raps
I will list things that reek of crap
Like being ignored on message boards
Topics transform to flame wars
Cable and Deadpool (without Cable)
Anything on Kung-Fu Records Label
Tsunami Bomb rules, they broke up
Being forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup
More fun to inflict on somebody else
Resi-2 boss battle when I'm on read health
My teeth suck so I can't eat sweets
Being told coz I'm English I sound like the streets
What?

("sung" by Category)
Ohh yeah, ooh yeah
MisterB sounds like the streets
Ohh yeah, ooh yeah
MisterB sounds like the streets
Ohh yeah, ooh yeah
MisterB sounds like the streets

(spoken)
This just in - everything in the world sucks,
Except the Descendants song "Everything Sucks"
Now, with current events, Dan Plus Add

Dan Plus Add
Don't you think in BioShock
The ressurections chained us up
They take the fun away from death
Stupid things to implement
All those fucking devs with egos
Filling games up with their logos
Why can't I skip through that crap?
EA are the worst for that...
Which takes me to that shamefull game
Which tarnishes the Maxis name
Cash cow of the highest rank
With add-on packs that add such wank
Will Wright could still be redeemed
If Spore is as good as it seems
Except the question with that one
Is will the game ever be done?

EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night
EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night
EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night
EA, Will Wright, programming on through the night!

(spoken)
Woah, gaming pisses me off!
I should definatly get a new hobby...
Perhaps I should take up playing the guitar?
Hmmmm....

(Misterb Spoken Outro)