Bob Rivers - Oops!...I Farted Again lyrics

Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my friends.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
But it smells so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby
Oops, I'm breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please dont think I'm a hog, I swear it's the dog,
I've got that flatulence.

Britney, before you go on stage there's somthing I want you to have.
Oh... It's beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this...?
Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x-n-vino. I went to the pharmacy to get it for you.
Oh, you shouldnt have!
I had no choice, baby!

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
There's no one to blame, oh baby,
Oops, there's a sulpherious gas escaping my ass,
I've got that flatulence.
(Loud farting noise)