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Bob Rivers - Janet's Coconut lyrics

When Janet showed her coconut
She thought we wouldn't mind
It's just to have a little fun
She'd do it all the time
She getting flack for the coconut
It wasn't covered up
She had the jewelry on the coconut
But that was not enough
It's a crime to show the coconut
Unless they're in a cup
FCC fine for the coconut
They call the network and shook ‘em up

I saw ta ta
Thanks to Justin Timberlake
I saw ta ta
Though I do believe it's fake
It's a shocker
Is there nothing left that's sacred
I said knocker
Then they said it's a mistake
Now let me get this straight

He put the hand on the coconut
A Super Bowl stunt
Tore the flap off the butternut
But they showed a little bump
TV time on the coconut
She quickly cover up
We were live on the coconut
You call the censor and shake em' up

I saw ta ta
Thanks to Justin Timberlake
I saw a knocker
Now let me get this straight

You could be fined for the coconut
Unless it's in a cup
But be far from the closest butt
It's such a nice explosion
Put the camera on the coconut
Get lots of angry letters
When the dog bites you in the nut
It's such a funny moment
It's a crime for the coconut
Unless it's in sweater
Poke a pin through your coconut
Doesn't make it better
Be ashamed of your coconuts
And wrap ‘em both up
Ask your doctor for some penis pills
And call me in the morning
Call your doctor in the morning
You can ask him in the morning
If these are right for you
Ask your doctor for Levitra
He'll tell you what to do
Call Mike Ditka in the evening
He'll have a tip for you
Ask your doctor if you're horny
He'll tell you what to do
Ask your doctor if you're horny
He'll make sure you take two