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Bloops - Mercury's Beard lyrics

Mercury's Beard
Mercury's Beard
The closest planet to the sun has got facial hair (x2)

My Very Educated Mother
Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
(x4)

Jupiter's big
and Saturn's got rings
Pluto's so small
and Earth has got living things

But Mercury's got a beard
Hey, Mercury's got a beard
ZZ Top couldn't top Mercury's beard

My Very Educated Mother
Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
(x4)

Mercury's Beard
Mercury's Beard
The closest planet to the sun's a Hell's Angel
in outer space

My Very Educated Mother
Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
(x2)

Mercury's Beard
(x2)

My Very Educated Mother
My Very Educated Mother
Mercury's Beard
My Very Educated Mother
Mercury's Beard
My Very Educated Mother
Mercury's Beard
My Very Educated Mother, yeah!