Ayreon - Where Pigs Fly lyrics

(Okay, so - we brainiacs finally figured out that we live in multiple
universes. A million stars afar, but - really. What quantum mindfuck is that?
Are You ready? Knock Yourself out - freaky...)

Darwin defended creation,
Einstein travelled in time,
Columbus discovered India,
And Shakespeare couldn’t rhyme.

O.J. pleaded guilty,
Manson made parole,
Reagan won five Oscars,
And Meryl none at all.

Elvis was a vegan,
Dylan never got stoned,
Alice was known as Vincent,
And Bowie was just Jones.

Michael looked like Michael,
Keith drank only juice,
Madonna was a virgin,
And Jimi played the flute.

Bond’s drink was stirred, not shaken,
Darth Vader had no son,
Dorothy was still in Kansas,
And Clint didn’t own a gun.

Rocky had no sequels,
Arnold never came back,
E.T. dialed the wrong number,
And Dolly had no rag.