Arctic Monkeys - Red Lights Indicate Doors Are Secure lyrics

We're asking if we can have six in
If not, we'll have to have two
You're coming up our end, aren't you?
So I'll get one with you
Oh, won't he let us have six in?
Especially not with the food
He could've just told us no though
He didn't have to be rude

You see her with the green dress?
She talked to me at the bar
Well, how come it's already two pound fifty?
We've only gone about a yard
Didn't ya see she were gorgeous
She were beyond belief
But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice
Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

And I'm sitting going backwards and I didn't want to leave
I said, "It's High Green mate via Hillsborough, please"

How funny was that sketch earlier
Up near that taxi rank
Oh, no, you would have missed it
Think it was when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shouting
'Bout who were next in the queue
The kind of thing that would seem so silly
But not when they've both had a few

Well, calm down, temper, temper, you shouldn't get so annoyed
Well you're acting like a silly little boy
I know you wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street
They said, "No surrender, no chance of retreat"

I'm sittin in the taxi 'cause I didn't want to leave
I said, "It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough, please"

Well, drunken plots hatched to jump it
Ask around, "Are ya sure?"
Went for it but the red light was showing
The red light indicates doors are secured