Alice In Wonderland - The Unbirthday Song lyrics

Alice (spoken): How very curious!
MH&MH: A very merry unbirthday, to us, to us!
(unknown lyrics)
MAD: Oh, a very merry unbirthday;
MARCH: A very merry unbirthday;
MH&MH: A very merry unbirthday to us!
(instrumental by the teapots)
MARCH: A.....very merry unbirthday--to me
MAD: To who?
MARCH: To me.
MAD: Oh, you!
MARCH: A very merry unbirthday--to you
MAD: Who, me?
MARCH: Yes, you!
MAD: Oh, me!
MARCH: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea.
A very merry un-a-birthday to ohhhhhh yooou!
MH&MH (spoken): No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, NO ROOM!
Alice (spoken): But I thought there was plenty of room...
MARCH (spoken): Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited.
MAD (spoken): I'll say it's rude! It's very, very rude indeed! (lightly chuckles)
DORMOUSE (spoken): Very, very, very rude indeed! (snores)
Alice (spoken): Well, I'm very sorry...but I did enjoy your singing, and I wondered if you could tell me...
MARCH (spoken): You enjoyed OUR singing?
MAD: (spoken): Oh! What a delightful child! And uh...(inaudible)...get so excited...we never get compliments! You must have a cup of tea!
MARCH (spoken): Ah, yes, indeed...the must have a cup of tea!
Alice (spoken): That would be very nice. I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party...uh, thank you.
MARCH (spoken): Birthday? Ha ha ha! My dear child...this is not a birthday party!
MAD (spoken): Of course not! (chuckles) This is an unbirthday party.
Alice (spoken): Unbirthday?? Oh-I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand...
MARCH (spoken): It's very simple. Now--30 days have unbirthday--if you have a birthday, then you...(laughs) She doesn't know what an unbirthday is!
MAD (spoken): How silly! Ho ho ho! Well...I-I....ahem...I shall ("illucidate?!")... --------------(No idea what is really said here.....)
(Short instrumental intro by the teapots)
MAD: Now statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,
MARCH: Imagine...just one birthday ev'ry year.
MAD: Ah....But there are three
hundred and sixty four
MARCH: Precisely...why we're gathered here to cheer.
Alice: Why, then today's my unbirthday too!
MARCH: It is?
MAD: What a small world this is!
MARCH: In that case....
A very merry unbirthday...
Alice: To me?
MAD: To you.
MARCH: A very merry unbirthday...
Alice: For me?
MARCH: For you.
MAD: Now, blow the candle out, my dear
and make your wish come true.
MH&MH: A very, merry you!
DORMOUSE: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
How I wonder what you're at.
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.