4LYN - Down & Out Part 2 lyrics

Welcome to the second chapter, my friend (my friend)..
I told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
Believe me, bein' broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if you're tryin' to be
Rich and have a dog hangin' on your testicals, yo.
I ran away, and then I tried to hide.
I saw this muthafukkin' bus on the corner, so I jumped inside.
The doors got closed, so I took a look around, guess what I saw...
24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
This must b a dream and I tried to wake up (shit!).
But this little monster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
One bite deeper, and I would sound like rob halford.
So I said, listen up ladies, there's a thing that I need ya help for.
Get this dog (shall I call it a dog or a rat?) off my dick, better make it quick,
This little teeth are makin me sikk.
They were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
On their way to some kind of championship, if you know what I mean.
The girl in the middle said: "Get this pussy!",
I said: "What? Now?"
"Not you! The chihuahua, that seems to be part of your balls."
Ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
And 12 fukkin' hours later 24 pussies got shaved...